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An event as huge as the Super Bowl requires a tremendous amount of security and security planning. This includes not only the security guards and cops that fans saw as they went through the stadium, but the trained snipers that they didn’t see. The men who watched the entire game through a sniper scope, just in case anyone tried anything crazy.
Morning music: Girl’s Generation on Letterman, with Bill Murray
Fuck yeah Bill Murray and K-pop
Did you guys know you can’t wash feather pillows? Because I didn’t.
hahha to be fair I didn’t either, but why wouldn’t you just use pillow cases in the first place?
Pillow cases.
You like your iPad or Android tablet, right? You love it so much that you want to make sweet, sweet love to it, right? With the FleshLiPad, you can securely strap a Fleshlight to your tablet and hump it like a dog while looking at porn or Steve Jobs keynotes or whatever.